About us

The Crusty Barnacle Co. is a small family business with one big love: a really good pun.

We make funny tees for people who groan at a great joke and grin about it afterwards. Fishing dads, golfers, crab lovers, and anyone who thinks a walrus deserves a Christmas shirt, this one's for you. We also make personalized tees for dog and cat people, because your best friend should get a little credit.

Every shirt is printed to order in the USA, so nothing sits on a shelf going to waste. We pick soft, comfy shirts and put our silliest ideas on them.

Thanks for stopping by. Stay crusty!